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Artist // Hobbyist
- Apr 20
- United States
- Deviant for 11 years
- She / Her
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My Bio
When I was a little filly, I was hauled away by the solar guards for improving the walls on one of the parks by drawing butts lined up side-by-side from one end to the other. I was sitting in my room alone after being grounded for the rest of eternity, and I had an epiphany.
I realized that I regretted nothing, and I never would; then a picture of a flaming paintbrush appeared on my ass, and that, stallions and gentlemares, is how I got my cutie mark.
I was later admitted to the Canterlot Institute of the Sub-Genius and allowed to study under the great performance artist of our time, Hugh Jelly.
All of this is 100% true facts.
I realized that I regretted nothing, and I never would; then a picture of a flaming paintbrush appeared on my ass, and that, stallions and gentlemares, is how I got my cutie mark.
I was later admitted to the Canterlot Institute of the Sub-Genius and allowed to study under the great performance artist of our time, Hugh Jelly.
All of this is 100% true facts.
Favourite Visual Artist
Hugh Jelly
Favourite TV Shows
Doctor Whooves, Star Trot
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Living Tombstone, Eurobrony, DJ-P0N3
Favourite Books
All of Them
Favourite Games
TF2, Left4Dead, Arkham City
Tools of the Trade
Cruddy Pencils, computer, GIMP
Other Interests
Fire, Dada, Programming
A shipfic, by Dandy
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This one time, Shining Armor and Princess Cadance saw each other from across the Great Hall in Canterlot Palace. "You're so aerodynamic!" blurted Shining Armor, just as Cadance said "You look like you can throw really hard!" They paused, and then replied to their outbursts in unison "Together we would be the ultimate fighting force!"
Knowing there was never a more solid basis for a relationship than weaponized romance, Cadance immediately proposed and Shining Armor accepted. Then they married and used their new team skill to take over an empire and lived awesomely ever after, the end.
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Devious Journal Entry
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Since I know all of DeviantArt is waiting with baited breath to see my lastest amazing artistic achievments, I have decided to upload some nonsense sketches. I may or may not ever get around to doing something with these.
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Devious Journal Entry
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There, I accepted my own fic challenge with my bio. Because it is completely in-character for me to use the words butt and ass.
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Thanks for the favorite!
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip . . .
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip . . .
It's so useful! Cannon, Gaskin, Barrel...
Seriously I want to see someone work the word "Gaskin" into a fanfic.
Seriously I want to see someone work the word "Gaskin" into a fanfic.
That could be an interesting writing challenge: “write a story of x words using the following . . .”
If someone posts a challenge, it should probably be not be me, because something like this would happen...
Dandy's challenge: whoever works the widest variety of words that are synonymous with 'butt' into their dialogue with a modicum of plausibility, while keeping the cast in character, is the winner.
Dandy's challenge: whoever works the widest variety of words that are synonymous with 'butt' into their dialogue with a modicum of plausibility, while keeping the cast in character, is the winner.
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